bioware please patch dragon age 2 so that i can kill anders immediately upon meeting him
GHOULS GHOULS GHOULS
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WHAT THE FUCK
THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING IVE HEARD IN A LONG TIME omfg
I got several messages from people wanting to have my Blackout Haunted House review in a format they can reblog, which is very flattering. Thanks! Here you go!
First of all, let me apologize for what is going to be a very long entry… and say SPOILER ALERT to anyone who doesn’t want to know what goes on in Blackout. I think it’s over for the season though so hopefully I’m good.
For anyone who doesn’t know, the Blackout Haunted House bills itself as the most hardcore, intense haunted house in the world. They employ a team of psychologists, ex-military spooks, and fear experts to build the scariest place they can imagine. You have to walk through alone, it’s in complete darkness, and the actors are allowed to touch you - even harm you! It’s sexual, violent, disturbing, etc. It is so intense that is has a safe word for the people who can’t handle it.
I went to it on Monday. For anyone who wants to go, it was a fantastic experience and worth the money. It just wasn’t scary for me, personally. I’ve taken to describing it as “a really creepy day spa”. Jump-out scares, like you get at a traditional Halloween maze, scare the bejeezus out of me. Psychological torture doesn’t phase me, apparently. I chalk it up to watching too many horror movies and running this Tumblr. You’re all to blame!!!!
That being said, it certainly scares the fuck out of some people. There were three huuuuuuuuuuuuuge dudes ahead of me in line. All 3 of them cried “safety” and were carried out in maybe the first 10 minutes - I saw them all go in then come right back out. My friend Rob, who did it on Saturday, refused to go again with me the following Monday. He said he had to sit in his car for 45 minutes after he got out because he was so scared. And one of the girls I was with, who is a huge horror fan, couldn’t stop screaming through the whole experience. Like a lot of horror, it’s only go to scare you if you are someone who is affected by what the have to offer. I think it’s something that would scare 90% of people.
So here is what happened…
Cosmo, you sexist piece of shit.
Oh boo. There’s Wanda, his wife, grinning evilly in the background as he’s saying it.
Besides, context is important. Remember what this episode was? "Queen for a Day." The one with Trixie Tang’s birthday?
The entire point of Wanda hitting Timmy with this wish was to teach a moral to him. Timmy was hitting a mental roadblock trying to come up with a birthday present for Trixie, not having a clue what “a girl” would want for her birthday. Cue the wish forcing him into a female body and… Still pretty much liking the exact same stuff. And as he later found out, Trixie liked the same things he did, even if gender norms didn’t fit for it all.
In the end, Timmy ends up giving Trixie the present she wanted in a comic book store, but fakes getting upset over it when he gives it to her because her friends thought it was only for boys. But, she WAS grateful.
And this moment? This right here? Our male protagonist, Timmy, is now getting playfully mocked by Cosmo for suddenly being a girl. That’s going to teach boys, through the eyes of Timmy, how stupid it is to be demeaning to females for being female.
This episode was basically a giant slap in the face to the idea of gender norms. And you’re still calling Cosmo sexist for reinforcing the moral, which is how stupid even casual sexism is?
Childhood is firmly not ruined, thank you.
Yes, the patriarchy is oppressing you! Give me more money and I’ll tell you all about it, you strong empowered womyn, you!
Gamergaters are literally resorting to anti-semitic jokes and cartoons traced directly from A Wyatt Mann shit to “prove” how evil feminists are and then they actually are so oblivious as to wonder why the fuck no mainstream media wants anything to do with them.
Gamergate’s epic new strat for exposing corruption in gaming journalism, plagiarizing the abominably shitty work of neo-nazis, with whom some among their number coincidentally happen to agree
as if this couldn’t get any worse
i love you all very much
OMFG RUTO GETS A LULU COSTUME! (x)
For those who don’t already know, in HW as part of the Master Quest pack, every character gets re-colors of their base design that can be unlocked in the new Adventure Mode Map. Ruto’s basically given a costume based off Lulu from Majoras Mask. I had been hoping for an all out Lulu based costume for her from the MM Pack, but this is still better than nothing.